Episode 10 of the 11th season of The Simpsons titled “Little Big Mom” saw the Simpson family hit the ski slopes, and it really didn’t end well for Homer. Homer runs into Ned there and is shocked at what his neighbour is wearing – a ski outfit so tight that it leaves little to the imagination.
Homer skis off but quickly finds himself in trouble. When attempting to recall his ski instructor’s advice all he can envisage is Ned’s buff physique as he says “feels like I’m wearing nothing at all.” Needless to say, Homer ends up injured all because of “stupid sexy Flanders.”
If you’re like Homer Simpson and still (after all these years) can’t get the image of Ned Flanders in his skin-tight ski suit out of your mind then maybe a tattoo is in order.
You could opt for just Homer’s thought bubble featuring a close-up of Ned’s butt; just Ned in his skiing outfit; Homer’s face grimacing at the image; or a combination of two or more of these elements. Go for whatever you find funniest and will enjoy chuckling at for decades to come.
Rest assured, getting a stupid sexy Flanders tattoo will hurt, but nowhere near as much as what Homer experienced to both his body and his pride.
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